Has a massive dick he flings around
like a sword. When he was 10, other kids would come up to him to play with lightsabers and he would whip out his cock as his lightsaber.
When he was born, the
Earth'
s axis of rotation shifted slightly due to the mass of his ginormous balls.
Backflips spontaneously at any
random moment. Once backflipped a guy's chin up his face.
Is friends with the King of Shit Takes, Cota. Or as he likes to call it, the king of sh*t takes.
Friends with the most vanilla person on the planet, Tako.
Friends with an osu addict named Vincent who wishes his dick was as continental as Migwel's.
Bent space and time just so he could fuck his
friend's mom in the living room full of the whole family without anyone noticing like a gigachad.
deez
Will beat the anyone who says "amogus" like a balloon.
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Once played with Cota's cat, known to be the demon of the house. Made the cat a box fort and pet him for twenty minutes.
Guy 1: Haha did you see Migwel? It looks
like he's always got a boner on the job.
Guy 2: Haha yeah. Pretty big one though don't you think?
Guy 1: Bro... you
gay?
Guy 2: Nah but I know a good dick when I see one.
Migwel: Here lemme show you a picture.
Guy 1: Daaaamn! That your limp dick or does it just
flop down like that?
Migwel: Here's a picture of it fully erect.
Guys 1 and 2: ...
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Tako: poop shittted cummed fart
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