A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Person or Person Indulging in PLANT FOOD MMC MEOW MEOW attending an all night event

A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.

Jewish means belonging to the Jewish faith or religion. Jewish, for some, means going out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve.
Jewish people, historically were denied entry into many professions and guilds and were forced to be money lenders, hence the stereotype of Jews and money.
Many Jews, but not all Jews invest heavily in education. Hence, a wise person is an informed person and can learn to read and analyze stocks. There's no special magic to learning to make an investment. Read a book, dude!

The fictional spell in Harry Potter to lock doors magically.

Capital of New Jersey. Where George Washington was going when he crossed the Delaware. Where the Americans had their first real victory over the British. Home of the tomato pie. Home of the "Trenton Makes" bridge. Home of the Trenton Thunder and the Trenton Titans. Where the Brooklyn Bridge was made. Where the first Bayer asprin, the first Magic Marker, Champale, the first Trojan condom, oyster crackers and Taft's bathtub were made. Site of the first professional basketball game. Birthplace of Poor Righteous Teachers, Stephanie Plum, Dennis Rodman and Star Jones. Home of Art All Night, Passage Theatre, and the War Memorial. Where some suburbanites fear to go, for no good reason (they also need to sleep with the light on when they watch a scary movie, so you figure it out). Pronounced either with or without the "nt".