Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

midlevel 

A health care provider with less formal education and less training than that of a medical doctor (physician).

Midlevel providers have a more restricted scope of practice than physicians and are not accredited nor licensed by the state's Board of Medicine. For example, nurse practitioners (NPs) are licensed by the state's Board of Nursing.

Midlevel providers cost less to hire than physicians. Midlevels are often employed by for-profit corporations to offer basic medical services (e.g. flu shots), such as at the CVS MinuteClinic or Walmart Care Clinic.

Examples of midlevels include: nurse practitioners (NP/DNP), nurse anesthetist (CRNA) or physician assistants (PA).

Some states (e.g. Michigan) now recognize dental hygienists as midlevel providers.

I am concerned that the midlevel may have misdiagnosed me. May I please get a second opinion from the midlevel's supervising physician, just to be safe?

midlevel by AANP March 17, 2019

Milettante

A wealthy, privileged person superficially engaged with revolutionary politics

David Gilmour's stepson is wandering the streets of London, swinging off the Union Jacks on the Cenotaph and waving a REVOLUTION flag. Honestly, what a fucking milettante.

Milettante by lukekelly December 20, 2010

nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.

Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.

nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009