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52.
repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!
Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!
by midget-killer January 08, 2005
 
1.
A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.
I bought sugar packets, so I can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection.
by jesse April 21, 2005
 
2.
A special human created by God so that pedophiles would have something legal to play with.
"Wanna cookie, little midget?"
by Father Mel Kizadeck March 25, 2005
 
3.
Crowded elevators smell different to these people
Crowded elevators, believe me
by Bouf October 13, 2004
 
4.
Pocket sized people for travel convience.
Please check your midget at the desk.
by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004
 
5.
kick ass dwarfed humans. Do not piss midgets off because they will kick your ass and you know it.
I am a midget
by lazyassloser March 25, 2004
 
6.
1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.
This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant
by Dr. Bob April 07, 2004
 
7.
a small person used for kicking around and also used for betting with.
1. Umm, Billy, I lost your kickball. Oh, its ok, i got some midgets in the shed.
2. I raise you 3 midgets and 50 cents.
by Jared and Daniel September 04, 2004