|1.||there's a midget in the basement|
having a tiny penis.
girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?
girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.
A midget expert weed grower, and also has expertise in the annoyance of people and has great skills in ball handling.
Oh i hope you know what you are doing, pisciottaing weed in your basement takes great skill.
cigarettes dipped in cocaine
so were were doing some coolies yesterday, and you know...i blew a midget through a glory hole in the basement
1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;
2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;
3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.
2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.
3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?
- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
Quite possibly one of the shittiest places on Earth.more...
Here's a nice breakdown of the township.
Mount Olive is made up of two main towns, Flanders and Budd Lake. On top of that, some of the unfortunate kids that live in the forgotten neighborhood at the bottom of the Hackettstown mountain and some of the Chester kids are also considered Mount Olive for some reason that nobody can figure out.
Budd Lake, the actual lake itself, is a sewage ditch. Seriously, the fucking sewage from the houses leaks into the lake, so don't go swimming without expecting to come out green. In past years, there have been cars, bodies, dead animals, and fuck knows what else in that shithole they call a lake. The "beach" is basically a strip of garbage and imported sand, and is the number one "vacation" destination for desperate kids over the summer.
There are about 50thousand fucking elementary schools, and the one I went to, was fucking terrible. Sandshore elementary school, aka prison, is a great place to go if you like emotional abuse. If you get a teacher that is slightly less bitchy than a Nazi, consider yourself the most lucky fucker in the entire school. The students endure abuse such as being screamed at for missing a single homework assignment, being ridiculed for not singing loud enough in music, and being treated like inmates by the bitchy lunch aids. I remember being forced to stand in 2 perfectly straight lines before recess and having to shut the fuck up or my part of the line wo...
Shortened term for basement, dwelling of midgets, dwarves, and cigarette smoking coworkers.
"Dude, come chief a squaz (smoke a cig.) with me in the sment, I'm afraid "midge" may be waiting."
The midget that lives in your basement. He likes tiny scissors and ribbons and eats sausage gravy.
marvin the midget