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17. midge
A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.
Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.
by Anf Mar 30, 2004 add a video
1. midge
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 Jan 22, 2004 add a video
2. midge
A very small person in all regards.
Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.
3. midge
Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.
BL122926 is midge,yo.
4. midge
Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.
female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?
5. Midge
1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge
The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
by Nco Nov 23, 2003 add a video
6. Midge
A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.
Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
7. Midge
Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.
"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper
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