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A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.
Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.
by Anf March 30, 2004
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1.
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 January 22, 2004
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2.
A very small person in all regards.
Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.
by Uglor September 06, 2006
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3.
Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.
BL122926 is midge,yo.
by ModxD August 22, 2009
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4.
Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.
Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.
by Brad198910 June 12, 2006
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5.
Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.
female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?
by Kevo 42o April 21, 2006
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1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge
The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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7.
A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.
Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
by Onetothenuts November 15, 2012
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