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a town in Maryland where there is no other race except white and a few Asians. the town is well kept and modern, but the Safeway is pretty much the only thing there commercially. everything else is privately owned. which gives it a small town homey type atmosphere.

everything is close together and connected and there is even a good public park to go to. a good place to raise children because of the homogeneous whiteness and lack of crimes and drive by shootings. Many citizens smoke marijuana and consume alcohol, but that doesn't really count as a crime anymore now that we have a black president.

the schools there are not half bad. good athletics programs (even despite the whiteness) and test scores are excellent.
guy: hey girl

girl: hey guy

guy:im from middletown maryland

girl: sweet lets fuck!
by CMS bitches April 25, 2011

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