Middle school is cool.
A typical middle school conversation:
Boy 1: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
Boy 2: Nah, just broke up with (old girlfriend)
Boy 1: Hey look at (girl with big boobs). She is HOT!
Boy 2: Yeah, I'm gonna see if she'll wanna do me later.
Boy 3: You guys are pervs.
Boy 2: Hey, I saw you earlier.
Girl with big boobs: Yeah, I like, saw you.
Boy 2: You wanna make out?
Girl: Sure, why not?
That was a no joke conversation I spotted at school. That is an example of what not to be.
Freshman 2: No it's not just you middle school sucks dick for everyone.
*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.
*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them
And the list goes on and on but you get it
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!
All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
Popular kids pointed and laughed as I ran with my fifty pound backpack to my next class. Of course, they all looked cool in Hollister skirts and Jansport backpacks that were all empty.
I'm finally done with middle school. I don't remember anything I learned.
Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass.
if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
slacker1: dude, fuck off, and get a life man... seriously grow up.
popular2: dude, did you hear?!?! hanas got A cups!!! im so jealous!! i wish my breasts were that big!!
slacker2: yo, excuse me, my tits are fallin outta my shirt here, dont you just hate that?? oh waaaait!! you aint got any. pah,
popular3: OmG!! lisa couldnt even talk today, like what the cow is her problem, she probably took ibuprofen or something.
slacker3: dude, you are so stupid, that shit doesnt do anything, shes wired on xanax
popular3:shes what on what??
slacker3: fuck this man, i hate middle school so much, be right back, smoke break.