A place where precious childhood years are wasted.

*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.

*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Racism
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them

And the list goes on and on but you get it
Example 1:
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.

Example 2:
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad
by idonnowhoiam November 02, 2012
In the US, as of the aughts, middle school is the grade levels 6, 7, and 8. Following the unbridled innocence of elementary school, and predating the jaded contentedness of high school, junior high makes for an awkward middle stage in the development of an adolescent. Many people are just starting to experience hormonal changes and out of their ignorance do not understand what is going on inside them, so they attach their feelings of crumminess and despair to anything from their hair to their shoes to imagined feuds with their teachers. Once teens settle into these changes, they should see that these dilemmas were trivial. This does not explain why so many adults view this period as "Hell itself" in retrospect.
I can't believe my seventh grade science teacher had the audacity to call middle school the worst time of her life! Though that would explain a lot...


JRhiBBY12 is away. "outt w/ ab, cd, ef, mayb gh. ij call me!!"


7THgradeGRL: heyy wats^?
8THgradeisGR8's auto response: "seeing the Love Guru then dinner @ cheesecake factory. cell it<33"


~*~ damien + karissa ~*~ 4/6/08


Karissa: I just love NYC!
Larissa: Isn't it glamorous?!
Karissa: Yeah well it looked that way in "New York Minute"
Larissa: Want to go watch that and compare labias?
Karissa: Hey sure!What?
Larissa: What


Jillian: This project has got me so nerve-wracked!
Larissa: Me too. I haven't slept in, like, three days?
Jillian: I thought that's because you were video chatting with Damien?
Larissa: LOL no that was Karissa?
Jillian: Ahahahaha!
Larissa: Ahahahaha?
Jillian: Ahahahaheheheheheahaahha?
Larissa: I can't stop - I can't breathe?
Jillian: AHhahahaha omg?
Jillian and Larissa: Uncontrollably manic laughter resulting in spasms on the floor
by whowouldusethisname July 10, 2008
The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
by C Fera (Poole) September 10, 2008
1. a place where poor kids are made fun of everyday

2. where kids have stupid relationships that last for 2 weeks

3. where kids are forced to go for 7 hours of the day

4. prep for high school

5. where most of the kids days are spent texting and spelling you like u
kiddo: i hate school

Mom: but it teaches you good value

kiddo:sureeee (kiddo thinks : i freaking hate middle school)
by beautifulgirl:)_nobraging;) February 07, 2012
The place where under-qualified teachers and coaches that never stop yelling transform you from a sweet innocent 5th grader to either a self-absorbed loud-mouthed jock or a perverted sarcastic freak of nature. They also set you into groups based on how smart you are and make you feel bad about yourself in some way. The only way anybody makes it through the pure torture that you get everyday is the awsome people that you meet and the freedom of extracurricular activities.
mother: billy, you've been making more and more bad choices since you started middle school.
billy: of course i have, middle school does that to you.
by honorband71 May 31, 2010
1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!
Middle school is nothing but a steaming pile of bullshit for kids 11-14.

Good luck kids!
by LifestyleSpirit March 13, 2010
a place where you go from being a semi-normal elementary school kid, to an assface, dickweed, or cool person. Also, the child will listen to shitty music, like All amarican rejects, Fall out Boy, Coldplay, or rap. The administration will beat on these poor childeren and know-nothing teachers will try to shove the poor kid with 5000 word easys for homework, and lie to them. Then they move on to high school, that is even worse.
My middle school is so fucking gay
by Ms. Berner April 29, 2008
The deepest pit of Hell between the amazing years of elementary and high school. You get stabbed in the back, spend most of your time alone and in tears and cutting. The work load is ridiculous and all the teachers are constantly pissed off. Teachers have no sympathy because "they're preparing you for high school". Yeah no! High school teachers have souls. Have fun in the worst 3 years of your life.
Middle schools sucks ass. I made it through alive but just barely. My "best friend" left me all alone and I spent my days in a teacher's room alone.

High Schooler: Oh, what grade are you in??
Middle Schooler: 7th :/
High Schooler: Ohhh I'm so sorry it sucks huh?
Middle Schooler: YES!! I want it to die :(
by Rosethorns January 12, 2011

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