A place where you develop your "Fuck the World" mentality. It's also the place where a couple of kids don't come out of because they either A. Were to dumb to pass or B. Killed themselves thanks to the douche holes who occupy the hallways.
5th Grader: Is middle school fun?
Me: Lets just say that's the place where I stopped giving a shit.
by Communist Chicken May 24, 2012

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A really bad experience, where all of your friends turn change and suddenly are different. Most kids/teens can't go 2 sentences without cursing. Most kids turn Emo (don't turn emo) your elementary school friends most likely won't care about you, all they will do is talk about who they will date next and how people look. You will need to know what a "white girl" is because they are everywhere. Also the teachers give at least 3 tests a week, with more class work then you ever had . 40% of what you learned in elementary school is going to be useless. You most likely will have a bunch of rude and mean teachers, and that 1 nice teacher who is nice turns mean. But on the positive side, the friends you keep will not change. idle school is literally about luck, most of your average is about tests and quizzes. So if you do good on them you will do fine. Middle school is pretty bad.
Bill: hey did you hear the news?
Steve: No
Bill: David and Wendy broke up...
Steve: So what, it's middle school.
1 WEEK LATER
Bill: David and Wendy are back together. But she might leave him for james
Steve: So what!
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Here's what middle school is like in 2015:

The teachers:

1) The fun teacher that everyone likes. Their class is usually the highlight of the day, because they don't take things too seriously.

2) The "meh" teacher that is pretty much neutral in terms of personality.

3) The teacher that acts like a complete douchebag. Gives out an obnoxious amount of homework.

The cliques:

Jocks- Worst clique in school. They carry around the newest iPhone, showing off their wealth even though iPhones are horrible in reality. They listen to top 40 music, no matter how bad it is. They post stupid fucking pictures of themselves on instagram.

Otakus- This group watches anime, reads manga, and is obsessed with Japanese culture. They are surprisingly large in size, and they're either really nice or dicks, no in between. They can be boys or girls.

Ghettos- Kids who smoke weed, act stupid, get into fights and generally do not care about school. They're very loud, which angers teachers, but they just don't give a shit. Usually boys, but they can be girls.

Nerds/gamers- Kids who are tech smart and play league of legends, Pokemon (Yes, it's still a thing) and other games all day when not at school. They can fit into the Otaku group, but don't have to.

Normal kids- Exactly what it sounds like. Kids who don't fit into any category because they're either too busy getting A's or would rather not be classified. Usually they are not very popular, having only a small group of friends or none at all.
Ben: "dude im a beast ive got a swag lol suck a dick fagget."
Jeff: "Middle school is stupid. When will I get out of here?
Gary: "Fuck you Mrs. Evans, school is for gay homosexuals."
6th grader: "These will be the best years of my life, just like principal Douchebag said!"
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•A place where pubescent children are trapped for 8 hours a day, five days a month, and 9 months at a time.
•Sexual and offensive jokes are exchanged daily. not to mention endless drama over the most pointless shit.
•Relationships last about a week on average and then the horny, attention seeking teenagers find a new prey
• it's just a pit of hell where you learn a lot of life lessons and it changes your perspective on the world.
Middle school is the equivalent to satan's asscrack
by Attackonsquareflakes April 15, 2015

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A place you go where you pretty much lose your childish innocence (although these days most kids have already lost it) and will want to conform to be like everybody else (especially the so-called "in" crowd who will stay the "in" crowd throughout high school and merge with the "in" crowd from the other middle school). Work-wise it's no big-deal; social-wise it's a VERY different story. In middle school the food sucks and everyone suddenly thinks they're so fucking hot or grown-up or whatever and may even want to experiment with drugs and sex (depending on your location). Middle school is the place where you thought you were going to magically become prettier/hotter/cooler/funnier but realize you suffer through it with pimples, mood swings, the works. Unless you were born as one of the "in" crowd kids. Then life is yours.

You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.

It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.
God, how I hated middle school; everyone thought they were the shit back then!

Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.
by mister def July 26, 2014

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(Noun) Hell. Usually lasts 2 to 3 years. Initiates usually at 11 or 12, symptoms include body hair, cracking of the voice, the strong desire to f*ck the blonde 2 lockers down from you, mean-@$$ teachers, social class separation, etc. usually ends at 14-15, with signs such as major forehead injuries, increased stress, acne, and the feeling of "oh my gosh get me out of here I can't take it any more!"
Steven: Aww man, I've known Susie for 6 years and now she won't talk to me any more!
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.
by Dukmeisterindahowse March 08, 2014

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See prison
Ugh, I don't wanna go to middle school. It's just a fucking government ran daycare for teens!
by tydhydetagrv August 17, 2009

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hey dis iz where u meet ur doom to face hell
i hate middle school currently its like a day in hell every day
by H8TER13 May 13, 2009

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