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the living hell that people ages 11-14 go through. the cliques are all gay. if you don't like whatever the mainstream station plays, you're weird. one small screwup will fuck you up for the rest of the year. gym is a class where the jocks get a chance to beat on everyone else and call it dodgeball. if you want to be different you'll be a loser or a nerd. if you try to be a prep, you're a poser or a loser or nerd. all the girls watch mtv and talk about it like its the shit. you get cut down on every accident you make. it sucks. try to pass the first time around. take up a sport or play an instrument, it'll help you take your mind off all the shit. drama happens all the time. girls are sluts, guys are dicks and pervs. most days you'll want to cry when you get home. it sucks.
kid in 5th grade: sweet, middle school.
kid in seventh grade: middle school sucks.

prep girl one: did you guys see the hills last night?
prep girl two: omg yes! i love that show!

normal person: fags.
by rhcpforlive June 22, 2009
 
1.
1. A place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.
2. Where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to Avril Lavinge.
3. Where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of hell: highschool.
Mom, don't make me go back to middle school today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
by CrazyBluePoodle July 29, 2005
 
2.
A place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over
I couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it I wanted it to be over
by Scotty k August 21, 2005
 
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In my opinion, the 2 (or 3) worst years of life you will have attending school.
The teachers are there to teach you crap you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. They're there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention a week for doing something harmless.
The popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute shit.
Mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you're lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won't dump you.
The girls are sluts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you'll feel alone and blue. Relationships usually don't last more than a week or two.
Everyone and their dog has a Myspace, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like shit.
Basically, everything makes you feel like shit.
6th graders always anticipate joining Middle School, but near the middle of 7th grade, you're screaming "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Drama is around every corner.
Middle School sucks.
Tommy: "Did you hear about Sally?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened to her?"
Tommy: "She killed herself."
Jimmy: "Woah! Why?"
Tommy: "Middle School bites, man."
by Lunar Escape June 08, 2007
 
4.
Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
Middle school sucked ass.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
 
5.
7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.
Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.
by Lucy October 04, 2004
 
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Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
Anorexia
Cutters
All the shit
by jbus August 02, 2004
 
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a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread or become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow, limited only to the people in your classes or cliques. everyone in the fucking building has stress and anxiety issues....yet they still think they are different.
teacher: so who in this room has ever thought they have ADD but werent sure?
(everyone slowly raises hand)
teacher: dont worry, thats a common thought for middle-schoolers
i went to a shrink when i was in middle school...so did all my friends.
by the shiztaaa 14 October 24, 2005