Another misconception is that what is called the middle east is mainly a desert. Most countries in the so-called middle east have only a limited desert area and others do not have deserts at all.
Most countries in the so-called middle east have a lot of problems because of past or present western colonialism occupation or intervention.
Another person: Could you be more specific?
First Person: When are these middle eastern people are going to stop having trouble?
Second Person: When WE LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!
A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.
A place where is the best hotel in the world.
A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.
A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.
A place where the biggest kite is built.
A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.
A place where George W. Bush hates most.
A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.
A place where beer is created.
A place where Algebra is created.
A place of the fathers of physics.
A place of the fathers of astronomy.
A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.
A place where the Nation of Islam is born.
A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.
A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.
A place where there is no free time.
Student 2: " You're pretty fucking stupid to believe the media, not everyone from the Middle East is a terrorist, Goerge Bush is a terrorist to them, and his sex slave, Dick Cheney."
People live in it.
The Middle-East has recently gained fame from the 2001 World Trade Center attacks, where a few abondoned souls who were jealous that American men could get laid on-demand, at the cost of some easily-earned money. They were hoping to kill the financial center of the country so the women would get desperate and come to them.
You will know if someone is from the middle-east if they:
A) Have a towel around their head
B) Are wearing a bulky jacket
C) Are closely followed by 5 women with only eyes visible.
D) Shout something that sounds like an Amazon war cry
E) Explosions can be heard from the direction they came from
F)They smell like Downy fabric softener
I advise you to steer clear of them, for they often travel in packs and are almost always armed with their weight of c4 explosive.
"yababdbabdbab AYEEEEEEEEE......*BOOM*" -Walter (Jeff Dunham) on the Middle-East
Examples include the uses of the word carry (curry) meaning to disrespect, wellin' (whalin') meaning lying. Also pronunciations of the ur sound in certain words such as Murrland (Maryland), urea (area), murry (marry), necessury (necessary).
"We are like the top of the south, and the bottom of the north. We are the middle east".
2. The right side of the belly button.
2) Yeah, I wiped out on my skateboard and I've got this big bruise in my Middle East.