A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
child molester van. usually an old 80's panelvan (ford econoline, chevy vandura, gmc beaverville, dodge ramvan, etc...) cmv's will usually have swing out doors on the side known as child snatching doors. commonly driving the van will be a middle-aged man who looks like child molester.
the cmv pulled up with the child snatching doors waiting to feast upon the school children
a child or adult, any middle-eastern person who carries the awful stench of curry.
*taking a whiff*
wooo! are the curry children on their afternoon walk already?
The middle of nowhere. Shares a southern border with West Bumblefuck.
Child: Are we there yet?
Mother: No, not yet.
Child: Why not?
Mother: Because your whore of an Aunt forced your Uncle to move out to Jabip so he can't see his family anymore.
When one has little to no conflict in their life to which they can rise to the occasion, that is build moral character through strife, they will begin creating problems. This disease, if you will, plagues the suburban regions of every state, often manifesting itself in young teens as well as middle-aged men going through identity crises, shallow trophy wives, tennis/soccer moms, parents obsessed with their child's sport or scout troop, etc. are all also examples of "adults" with Suburbanitus.
It's sister disease is Urbanitus, creating strife from boredom through petty crime, gangs, etc.
Such diseases hint to an underdeveloped maturity in thought, leading to the illogical use of excessive, unjustified emotion. Perhaps the saddest thing about Suburbanitus is the cure. Only life threatening situations in which one clearly sees how shallow their lives are given the prominent and very real threat of death can overcome the disease.
John: Hey Sally, want to hang out with me and Carol tonight?
Sally: Why do you choose her over me?
John: I'm not, I'm saying we should all hang out...
John: Bawwwwliin! Sally has the worst case of Suburbanitus. She just runs around causing problems and creating drama. She needs to grow up and quit acting like a child.
a place where you go from being a semi-normal elementary school kid, to an assface, dickweed, or cool person. Also, the child will listen to shitty music, like All amarican rejects, Fall out Boy, Coldplay, or rap. The administration will beat on these poor childeren and know-nothing teachers will try to shove the poor kid with 5000 word easys for homework, and lie to them. Then they move on to high school, that is even worse.
My middle school is so fucking gay
THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!
You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!
middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself