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22. Middle Village
A town so nice they never named it twice. No middle village is a shit bag full of gangsters and guidos , But slowly but steady becoming skinny jean skater fags . The main group going around is Our lady of hope (OLH). Apparently there the smartest school in the diocese. But most of them think its cool to hold switch blades in their backpacks and act gay. They hang out in Phillies where their amazing chefs don't wash their hands and pick they noses. They go to atlas to look like a cool roaming gang. They go to the park to meet their bitches & hoes and think its cool to fuck around with random people. Also St.Margrets is also running around acting black. Then we have high school kids from christ the king who smoke outside of 7-11 to look mad gangster. This gangster phases last from the ages of 9 - 18.
23. middle school
A large Building that is full of fake kids from the ages 12-14. Depending on the area (more wealthy/less wealthy) i happen to live in a more wealthy area and compared to what most other people wrote it is much different. instead of everyone that cuts them selves and is dapressed, it is a place where every girl is fake and wears abercrombie/hollister/juicy and puts a smile on there face when there around anyone or just in school, but really when they are alone they are crying and hate them selves, and cutt them selves, and are all balimic. Because most shirts from abercrombie/hollister/juicy are short sleeved/more revealing girls must cutt them selves not on the wrists but normally on the inner thighs or inner upper arms; basiclly places unseen even when naked. in 6th and 7th grade we all get up at 3/4 in the morning to straiten our hair and put on pounds of make up, by 8th grade we dont really give a shit any more and everyone has curly hair again, like they did in elementry school except not as frizzy because we syrup it down with billions of products. sometimes there are the very salect few that wear big sweatshirts everyday, but no one really talks to them. in 6th grade you try really hard in school work, in 7th you try harder in the begining, but begin to blow it off by the end of winter. then in 8th grade absolutely no one gives to fucks the entire year. mainly seventh grade is when drugs come in to place, and 8th grade is when sex comes into place, in 6th grade you k...
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24. Arabic
The language of Arabs. It is a very complex language, with over 5 different main dilects and influence over many other languages.

During the Middle Ages, Arabic was of great importance for many European countries because of it's involvment in science, mathematics, astronomy and philosophy.

In addition, it is an enchanting language with it's rich and infinite vocabulary, and it's beautiful calligraphy.
Some dude: Hey, can you teach me to be a total fucking genius just like you?

Other dude: Fo shizzle, let's start with the basics. Arabic consists of 28 letters.
25. adminopause
Used to describe the groups of middle-aged women who run the administration in most institutions and corporations.

Origin: Admin + menopause. Administration/bureaucracy is thought to have been invented during the middle ages by crusaders and explorers to ensure their wives' fidelity while they were gone, by keeping them busy with useless paperwork, e.g. "I'm going to rescue the Holy Land darling, by the time I get back I want you to alphabetize this list of the serfs and cross reference it against a list of our debtors, graphed against the last ten years' harvests, etc. etc."

These tasks would keep the wives so busy they had no time for lovers. By the time the men came home, the women were so engrossed in the admin they kept doing it and passed it on to the next generation, believing this made up work to be of vital importance, an attitude which persists to this day.
The adminopause have called another useless meeting.

The adminopause have got me so busy filling out forms I can't get anything done today.

Unemployment is down thanks to the growing adminopause sector.
26. Friday the 13th
said to be an ''UNLUCKY'' day for many people.

The reason they say its unlucky is because in the middle ages there were theese ''templars'' which were bad for some countries good for most. the templars died a friday wich happened to be the 13th.
Swedish Frank: OMG its ''friday the 13th'' today!!!

Belgian Bob: ahh, who cares those templars died ages ago!
27. Middle School
a jail made specifically for people between the ages of 11-14 so that they may be socially categorized and made fun of accordingly.
1.) Middle School sucked ass...
2.) Hey, welcome to Middle School. We will now exploit your differences and use them against you.
28. Epic
It is the most overused word in the english language. It has two definitions. The first one is that it's a synonym for crap. The second definition is that it means classic "cool" or old fashioned or lord of the rings world of warcraft wizards 101 middle agesy or disneyish(lame) type cool(or in some cases "cool"). Cipe is supposed to be "the new epic" because it's epic spelled backwards. But it's kinda lame. It even sounds lame. "Air" or "scythe" sound way better. Scythe and Air might become the new words to describe something beyond the most awesome awesomeness ever seen!
Situation 1
Dude1: Whoa! that video was so epic!
Dude2: That's what you say about nearly every video you see. *5 hours later.
Dude1: I just took an epic ship. I made an epic! It was so crap!
Situation 2
Guy1: *watches top 10 epic songs*
Guy1: That was so epic!
Guy2: If by epic, you mean lord of the rings middle ages like then sure.

Guy2: GET OUT OF THE WAY, guy 1! I gotta chat with my hot smart(Seriously!) girlfriend on this gaming site and then I gotta look at some videos of this hot fictional videogame/TV character.
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