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impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell. Hey, what did you do for lunch.
Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job. |
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| 23. | alabama hot pocket | ||
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Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun. "I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
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| 24. | badunkalunch | ||
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(N) Term used to describe a meal (usually eaten around mid-day) that contributes to a badunkadunk, or exceptionally large posterior. God DAMN I'm so full baby boo. That big mac combo was a baDUNKALUNCH fasho tho.
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| 25. | FBC | ||
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N. A name given to a group of overweight office bitches who eat lunch together everyday. FBC can also be called Fat Bitch Club. Usually the bitches are women but it's not necessary to only have woman in your FBC. Some FBCs eat healthy in order to help each other loose weight. In most cases they start healthy but usually blow it by either eating too much. Some FBCs do a snack of fruit salad in the mid to late afternoon. Some FBCs have a token skinny person. That skinny person is usually anorexic and thinks she's fat. 1. Nelly: You know... the FBC should really start using smaller plates if we want to loose weight.
2. Marilyn: I'm quitting this fucking FBC cause I can't afford one meal a week. |
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| 26. | pargo | ||
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An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip. "Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"
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| 27. | OFB | ||
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Noun. acronym for the "Open for Business" sign - as in, eagerly seeking a relationship with the opposite sex. Most typical of single females in their mid to late 20's when their apparent lack of wanting to be alone becomes apparent to the untrained eye. Dave: "That's weird, Eve just asked if I want to go to lunch on Wednesday. Didn't she just get out of a relationship with Adam?"
Russ: "About a month ago, and I had lunch with her last wednesday. Her OFB is in the window." |
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| 28. | hIghRie | ||
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Spelled Highrie, the defintion comes from the booming Southern California pot-smoking scene of the mid-2000's. hIghRie is
simply another word for high or irie, hence hIghRie. Ganja followers have long been known to combine words or jumble letters (poke smot) so it comes as no surprise that High and Irie were eventually combined. 12:05 PM
Rontel: Jamal you got any herb for a lunch sesh. Jamal: Yeh I got uh few bowls uh some gran daddy koo. Rontel: Ah you ferreal Jamal? Jamal: Yeh you got anything to burn outta Rontel: Yeh I got a bub. Jamal: We gonna get hIghRie..... |
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