micturition 

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)

A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.

micturition by Telephony August 21, 2013

micturition you! 

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.

Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.

micturition you! by Telephony April 6, 2015

micsturbation 

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined

im making some micsturbation over here

micsturbation by apples219 June 3, 2019

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

beard maturation by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

circum-micturition 

Pissing About.

circum-micturition by Woody the Peckerhead August 21, 2003

post-micturition convulsion syndrome 

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

post-micturition convulsion syndrome by I love to piss December 29, 2007

Premature mickulation 

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

Premature mickulation by Crazysteve April 9, 2017