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Microtech 

A tactical knife manufacturer founded in 1994, Microtech makes a wide range of knives, mainly for use by military and police, although some are popular to civilians.

They gained most of their initial fame for their OTF (Out The Front) knives early on, and were well known for their extremely high quality.

Some of their knives have been used in television shows, such as the HALO (High Altitiude Low Opening) in "24"

Microtech Knives continue to operate with a simple mission "To Make The Best Knives Possible"

Billy: Hey babe, check out this knife I got from the store, it cost me $250 *click*
Sarah: Billy, are you shitting me? That money was supposed to be used to buy flowers for old Aunt Delilah
Billy: Relax, I went into the flower shop afterwards and when I pulled it out to open a letter, the owner said I could have anything I wanted and to not hurt him.
I went on vacation to California and when the cop stopped me for speeding, he noticed a Microtech OTF clip in my pocket and arrested me.
Microtech by Jagdkommando March 2, 2015
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Microtexting 

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.
“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.
Microtexting by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

amicrotextia 

A condition in which a person often leaves out small words when texting.
Sam: What are we doing tonight?
Carly: We can out to get some ice cream.
Sam: What?
Carly: go*
Sam: Girl you have amicrotextia.
Carly: I knnnow. I working on it.
amicrotextia by Rzeeq December 8, 2014

Microsexual

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual
Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

metrotextual 

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.
I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
metrotextual by Vers Brown April 1, 2009

microtastic 

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.
We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.
microtastic by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

mexican micrometer 

Synonym for adjustable wrench.
"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
mexican micrometer by K M August 4, 2004