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Expensive, disapointing, failing to perform correctly. High maintenance and unreliable.
Jonny Consumer:' Aw shit I spent all my money on this and its turned out to be a buch of Microsoft!'

Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'
by PicaPica November 17, 2009
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1) A company so bad, bloggers and college students write essays about how bad their products are.

2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.
P1: What evil empire did you do your report on?

P2: Microsoft!
by Reiden February 20, 2011
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Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.
The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.

Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.
by Cyric297 January 16, 2009
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(Adjective) used to describe something minuscule size and simultaneous softness.
Yeah I heard Justin has a Microsoft dick...

Hot mom though
by Gunit300 January 20, 2017
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A very rich and evil company planning to invade the world.
Microsoft is gonna invade the world!
by Racecar56 April 09, 2009
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Daniel venn's Dik (thinks it's big)
you see i told you he would be jealous of the new borns one!!!!
by S.T.A.R.S April 15, 2003
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A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.
Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!
by Jason March 18, 2005
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