I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"
Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again
The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.
Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!
unusually small penis
I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft
A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".
crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.
Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft