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jukt micronics 

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.
I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?
jukt micronics by Bluespark August 2, 2007
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Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.
The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.
Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Micronesian Mahi Mahi 

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.
i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.
Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.
microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis
Jake paul has a microdick
microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Micronesia 

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."
consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....
Micronesia by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

microtic 

When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.
Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on
microtic by Bad C dev January 22, 2022