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Microbrew Monday 

A Beer-Drinking movement, started at Colorado College, where every Monday evening is spent casually drinking Microbrews and celebrating beer for its exquisite flavors and artistic values in addition to its ability to cure any Monday stresses.
Cyrus: man, I can't believe the weekend's over, this week's gonna kick my ass

Mike: cheer up mate, it's the best day of the week... Microbrew Monday!

Cyrus: oh yeah you're right! Monday is the new Friday!
Microbrew Monday by Micro Brewly January 25, 2011

microbrew 

A microbrew loses its exclusive status when bought out by large corporately funded breweries or it is distributed nationally.
New Belgium Brewing Company used to make microbrews but since becoming a widely popular beer company its brews have changed status and become premium (American) domestic beers.
microbrew by Molly C November 5, 2007

micronews 

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.
The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

microbes 

A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.
Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
microbes by Maux_Darkbrand March 14, 2009

Microbrew Ass 

The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.
Q: You have a headache from last night?

A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!
Microbrew Ass by ClownShoe July 19, 2011

Microbeast 

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D
Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!