God's only failed attempt at what could resemble a human. He must have been extremely drunk to even make that huge of an accident. His attitude towards his life is extremely fitting; he hates his life (which he should) but is too much of a coward to kill himself. The few friends he thought he had were actually only "friends" with him because of certain conditions. Now they're off the hook. Do not attempt to approach this failure in any sense of the word. If for some reason you want to stare in awe at his stupidity, he can be found on the online game S4 League. You have been warned.
Microblogging is a form of blogging that allows users to write brief text updates (usually less than 200 characters) and publish them. Among the early popular microblogging services are Twitter and Jaiku.
People have been microblogging since the late 1990s. Back then of course, not even the word 'blog' had been coinedyet, but that shouldn't stop a real geek.
Looks around.
Sees weird things in the air.
Moves away.
It follows.
It hits your leg and it hurts.
Pain.
Calming psychological down and analyzes it.
Finds out that it was a microbioshock.