Microbiomes 

Microbiomes are the longest known alien form of life. As in any life form, there are good and evil. Microbiomes aka aliens, are known for their voracious cannabalistic appetite. Crediting their mere exsistance to their unique ability to multiple at a rapid rate while feasting on other microbiomes. Human DNA is the prime rib of their main menu followed by your dog. The best line of defense agaisnst these resilient beings is to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

Danielle didn't care if Jims microbiomes were infectionusly infesting his sinuses, she was gonna kiss him anyway.

Microbiomes by D-tothe-L February 25, 2017

Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

Microbiology by jim townsend February 4, 2010

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Microhitler

A measurement for human life value. 1 Hitler 6.0^106 human lives. Based on EPA human values it's about 41 teradollars.

-Did you hear about that accident. 6 people died!
-So a microhitler?
-Stop going on 4chan.

Microhitler by Tusilos November 10, 2015

jukt micronics 

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

jukt micronics by Bluespark August 2, 2007

Microgifts 

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.

Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"

Microgifts by Microgifts November 12, 2009