Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

Microslave by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Microscam 

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.

1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.

Microscam by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

microstamping 

slang for an ATF agent engaging in sexual intercourse

Steven Dettelbach got permission from his wife's boyfriend to do some microstamping on their anniversary.

microstamping by dzzvf3hn1qd1 February 28, 2024