Minessota Monocle 

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

Minessota Monocle by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

Mitness protection program 

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

Mitness protection program by neurophius August 4, 2011

Mincess 

A term relating to the campest of camp gay men. A princess who minces.

"Oh, you are such a damn mincess!"

Mincess by Gavin Anderson June 12, 2004

Mitness 

To be somewhere but not witness something

I cant believe i mitnessed Hines hitting his head off of the fan because i had to go take a piss

Mitness by Dennisandshane November 20, 2014

Minnessee Accent 

the vocal accent obtained when either

A. A person from Minnesota moves to Tennessee
B. A person from Tennessee moves to Minnesota

both result in an accent with extended "o"'s and a drawl. (saying "dontcha know" and "y'all" is common)

Did you hear that girl's wicked Minnessee Accent?

Minnessee Accent by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

macness 

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

macness by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

Michessica 

Only the coolest combo you will ever meet.

Singers/songwriters/choreographers

one Michelle + one Jessica= one hot sexy fine awesome love children Michessica.

N. "Dang, did you see that Michessica looking FINE tonight? I know I did."

V. "Lets go get down and Michessica tonight! We will pimp all the ladies and even GENTELMEN!"

Michessica by Michessica January 8, 2005