Mickster 

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.

I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!

Mickster by stevieb750 April 9, 2013

milkstamp 

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.

"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?

milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.

"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."

spilled milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

mockstar 

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.

"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"

mockstar by joey bryce June 20, 2005

milkstampede 

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

milkstampede by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"

milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

powdered milkstamp 

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

powdered milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010