Mickle givers often have porpous beaks.
I saw a gypsy at 7-11 buying lotto tickets with a mickle in their left hand.
Mr. Mickle: Yeah, this is amazing! what a righteous band!
Mrs. Mickle: Wait! what are those people doing? Oh no! they're heading straight for us!
Mr. Mickle: Run! Save yours- * is crushed *