Mickeys peen 

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

Mickeys peen by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

Mickeys COC

The code of conduct that all Disney workers must follow.

“Ride attendant: That stupid Mickeys COC is annoying.”
“Minnie mouse costume worker: Just thinking about it gets me wet!”

Mickeys COC by This gui. May 27, 2021

Mickeys iPad 

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

Mickeys iPad by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022

Stickey Mickeys 

Large performance tires for cars that need more grip on the drag track. They are manufactured by Mickey Thompson hence the name "stickey mickeys".

"Your car is shredding too much rubber you might have to throw some stickey mickeys on it dog."

Stickey Mickeys by Zandavitch July 20, 2008

Mickey Cobbler 

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.

"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"

Mickey Cobbler by DannyDimes December 3, 2020

acting da mickey 

Acting stupid, insane

"That's what you get for acting da mickey, Virginia"

acting da mickey by This Is Permanent June 12, 2016

mickey milkovich 

The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.

Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.

mickey milkovich by cherylblossomed March 6, 2017