A person who with distinct zebra abilities and lives in the closet of a minor. In her free time, she made up the chocolate skittles commercial with the "Pinata Man" and is now a big hit in the USA. She has many zebra friends and is part of the zebra association. Have a good one , San Diego.
I'm Ron Burgandy? She also runs the Z. Committee with Kenley and Madison. She has gone through many phases of cats and such, but has decided that zebras are by far the best.
Michelle, Listen to this question. "If my dick was traveling towards Mr.@#$%#'s dick at 20mph and his dick was traveling towards mine at 15 mph, and it is now 9:00, when will the crash occur?"
Rude, tricky and Indecisive, can be very much a perfectionist and sly with words, this one will tend to read way too much into anything and quickly assumes the worst about a situation, leading to frequent verbal conflicts and alienation.This person needs something to boost her self esteem thus it is completly possible that this person is an overachiever and sometimes is known to watch MTV in order to have a life to mimmick as thier own.
Michelle = angry bitch
A lesbian. Likes (often) oral sex, or to perform it. Michelle can also be used to define a partying girl, who forgets people she sleeps with.
Person #1: "Hey, Michelle, wanna get together again sometime soon?"
Michelle: "Do we know each other?"
Person #1: "Yes, you ... Sucked me off yesterday"
Michelle: "O, rly? I can't remember that!"
A girl who is the BESTEST best friend and has a nose like squidward..
"I watched spongebob the other day and i thought SQUIDWARD looked just like a Michelle."
a future weather lady that usually gives people dirty looks
chick 1:holy shit its going to rain
chick 2: yea i know the wether lady michelle told me
dude 1:hey was that the weather lady
dude 2: Holy crap yea it is
dude 1: i think she just gave me a dirty look
dude 1: pshhh likewise