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1. matt jones
Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.
me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
2. Michael Vick
Verb. A way to kill dogs, This includes: Shooting, Electrocuting, Hanging, and Drowning. Society frowns upon these ways of executing dogs.
"Did you see Johnny last night? He took a belt and strangled that pit bull of his. I've never seen anyone Michael Vick a dog the way he did."
3. Vicker
A dog murderer, someone charged with killing a dog in a mean way, a reference to Micheal Vick
You killed my dog, you vicker!
4. Mogility
Extreme mix of agility, and mobilty resulting in a freakish athletic preformance.
Micheal Vick has some sick Mogility
5. money
When someting soo amazing happens.
Andrey:A direct pass from Micheal Vick to Perless price in the endzone!
Stan:That's money!
by Andre Jun 4, 2005 add a video
6. Vince Young
It's like a mini-me version of Micheal Vick. The main differences are that Vince does not have the arm-strength or has good arm action on his throws as Mike Vick. And on top of that, Vince Young is playing with the worst recievers and O-Line in the NFL.
Texas/Tennessee Fan: Vince Young is so KOOL! He gonna be the bestest QB eva!!

Me: No, no he wont
7. Kanye West
bitch
Kanye West is a bitch like my ex-girfriend
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