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Michael Phelps 

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
Michael Phelps by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Michael Phelps 

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
Michael Phelps by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008

Michael Phelps' Diet 

I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet

michael phelps 

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
michael phelps by britard December 31, 2006

Michael Phelps 

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
Michael Phelps by Marcrazy February 17, 2009