A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
"I just had the most random adventure with Michael today."
what us "canunks" call Tim Hortan's coffee shop
lets go get some timmy's before class starts
The result of the subject's inability to handle their intake of alcohol or drugs.
Symptoms of being "on a whitey" include vomiting, nausea, tiredness, unconsciousness, and a pale facial complexion (which is how the term came out).
Can also be used as an exclamation of disappointment.
This term is most used as a slang term inside the UK.
"Haha John's on a whitey"
"He's just whitey'd all over the floor"
"You forgot to bring it? Aww whitey"
|32.||Steak and Mountain Dew|
Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.
Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.
|33.||aranmore leaver's jumper|
this word is fairly recent in origin. it comes from the aranmore leaver's jumpers which were created by some ignorant fool in the summer of '04. if you don't know what these things look like, you're very lucky because they are the trifest pieces of shit out.
"let's go and burn the aranmore leaver's jumper!"
"woodley reminds me of the aranmore leaver's jumper - both are epically trife!"
"who the fuck designed the aranmore leaver's jumper?"
Where ones nipples are a noticable bump in a shirt/top. Usually more noticable in women on cold day's. Not Gender Specific.
Ooh look at her, she's smuggling sultana's.
A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.
"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green