| 1. | Michael Jackson | ||
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Hmm.. where should I start?? The King of Pop Pop Music Icon Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as.... He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday. He will never be forgotten.... R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3 Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change
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| 2. | Michael Jackson | ||
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Michael Jackson was an American recording artist, entertainer, and businessman. He used to totally rule the world. T-shirts, music on the radio, posters, he. was. everywhere. In the eighties. Referred to as the King of Pop, as nicknamed by Elizabeth Taylor. Jackson is recognized as the most successful entertainer of all time by Guinness World Records. His contribution to music, dance, and fashion made him a global figure in popular culture for over four decades. more...
He was a member of The Jackson 5, and began his solo career in 1971. In the early 1980s, Jackson became a dominant figure in popular music. The music videos for his songs, including those of "Beat It", "Billie Jean", and "Thriller", were credited with transforming the medium into an art form and a promotional tool,. Jackson popularized many dance techniques, such as the robot and of course the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style have influenced numerous hip hop, pop, contemporary R&B, and rock artists. Jackson's 1982 album Thriller is the best-selling album of all time. |
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| 3. | F'loons | ||
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Term used to described Michael Jackson fans. It is a contraction of "fucking loon." F'loons zealously believe in Michael Jackson's innocence, his virtuous and godlike being and are laughably deluded about most aspects of his life and accomplishments. F'loons: "I don't care that he had an alarm in his bedroom to alert him when someone was approaching. I don't care that the 1993 police raid found a nude photo in Michael Jackson's bedroom of a boy he was suspected of molesting, and I don't care that he owned books of nude boys which were edited and photographed by child sex offenders and boylovers. I still think Michael Jackson was innocent!"
Normal people: You are one stupid f'loon! |
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| 4. | Michael Jackson | ||
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The King Of Pop. The most talented man that has ever walked the earth. Was probably the most known star ever.
Had a band with his brothers names The Jackson Five, then he went solo. Had the best selling album of all time, Thriller. He was accused of being a child moslester, but all charges were dropped in 1993 and in 2003 he was found not guilty because he really was innocent. Made a huge impact on the world and its music. Paved the way for tons of artist. Will always live in our hearts<3 |
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| 5. | Michael Jackson | ||
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An AMAZING performer. The lead singer for the Jackson 5. Then he became a solo artist. He had amazing hits: Billie Jean, Thriller, Bad, Black or White, and Scream. He is probably one of the most misunderstood man. Most people think he wanted to be white, but he actually had a skin disease called Vitiligo. Only 2% of people in the world have it. He was also accused of sleeping with little boys but was found innocent, because he IS. He just died from cardiac arrest on June 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm. Many people were shocked by this news. He will always be remembered as the king of pop. dude 1: yo you know michael jackson
dude 2:yeah, why? dude 1: He died! dude 2: no way is this a joke? dude 1: no dude 2: this sucks dude 1: I know |
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| 6. | kpop | ||
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An enjoyable music genre from South Korea that some people seem to love to ruin for others. 1. People claim it is the best music ever and much better than American music, when they know damn well kpop was heavily influenced by American music. But delusional fans constantly go around being hypocritical by saying its okay when kpop stars rip of other artists, but go batshit when other people steal from kpop artists. 2. Crazy fangirls tend to claim guys as theirs and become suicidal when they learn their "Oppa" has a girlfriend he loves and does not give a shit about said fangirl. Said fangirls tend to generalize the Korean race and say Korean guys as a whole are the sexiest asian guys when they should know that is a creepy generalization. They also think all other celebrities from other countries are ugly compared to Korean stars. 3. About 65% of fans do not give two shits about South Korea, and if it was destroyed tomorrow, they would ask if (insert Korean celebrity here) is okay instead of thinking about the millions of respectable and innocent South Koreans who are not famous. 4. People who enjoy the genre have their nice kpop experience ruined by stupid people who do these things mentioned above. JUST LIKE HOW IT IS BEING RUINED FOR ME! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GIVING KPOP A BAD NAME!! Random Kpop fangirl: OMG SUPER JUNIOR IS BETTER THAN THEE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Sane fan: -shoots girl- STFU |
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| 7. | neo-era rap | ||
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Neo-era rap is what happened when rappers get bought out by the now greedy pop culture. While in the early years of rap even mc hammer had meaning the neo era rap has stained our minds. This isn't even racist because I have to give kudos to early rap and especially music of the 50's-80's. Only certain music though.
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It is what has created the horrible creatures known as wiggers also known as wigros' or even wangsters. In the early age of rap there was only 1 wigger and that was vanilla ice. Now let me tell you a story that wraps it together. A long time ago back in the old days (give or take the 30s to 50s) it was a nice time with no heat from pop. No pop at all at that. Then pop was formed in the 1950s after Stalin's death of course back then it was just a genre of easy listening.Se at the beginning pop was innocent and pure and it stayed that way for a long time. Even into the Michael Jackson era was it good but suddenly in the 90's it became evil. It spawned the boy bands. That was due to the greediness that infected the pure heart of pop. Hookers like brittney spears was born who made madonna look like a noble woman. From there it made rappers become greedy slobs all about money. Music lost its pure hearted meaning and became horrible. For example look at the song riding dirty. It has no meaning. Now compare it to the book of love. See the difference. Now you see we can stop neo-era rap if we work together but it takes team work. Everyone go and destr... |
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