| 1. | Baracus | ||
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A person who shares some major personality traits with the fictional B A Baracus, played by Mr. T on "The A Team". Examples:
(1) Large, tough, aggresive. (2) Wears tons of manly jewelry and crazy hair. (3) Loves milk more than a calf does. (4) Is afraid to fly on an airplane. At the airport:
"Oh shit, B A Baracus is over there looking for me. Waitress! I'll give you $100 bucks to walk around with that pitcher of milk for the next 30 minutes. Damn! I better get on a plane ASAP!" |
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| 2. | Cheerios | ||
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A crunchy, oat based cereal, shaped like tiny donuts. They come in several flavors, such as
1. regular 2. frosted 3. apple cinammon 4. honey nut 5. graham cracker They are good for your heart, because the oat fiber is microsoluable and "scrubs" cholesteral from your circulatory system. Hamsters and ferrets love Cheerios; they are a good training device. I love them too.
The ferret digestive system is purely carnivorous, so don't let them fill up on carb based foods, even ones that are healthy for us, like Cheerios. |
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