A finishing move during a sex act. A Michael Douglas is when the man cums in the girls hair and then slicks it back with a comb, resulting in a similar hairstyle to Michael Douglas.
Your hair looks like it was Michael Douglas'd.
A term used to refer to the the Class A drug MDMA.
Have you brought Michael Douglas along with you? I'm gonna hit the Douglas hard tonight in Ibiza.
Term used when a gentleman hasn't washed his genitals or "dirty dick", and attempts to put his genitals in his or her mouth trying to give throat cancer.
I'm seeing my side piece tonight after playing basketball. Bout to Michael Douglas that bitch since my balls are dirty.