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No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
by Sky December 26, 2003
Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
by Daytona Blue February 04, 2005
1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
Michael Bolton
by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004
Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
Michael bolton was amazing in office space
by 14 inch cock March 10, 2005
An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
by cheeseoid May 31, 2011
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