| 1. | manhattan marriage | ||
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A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus. Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"
Person 2: "No. What happened?" Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!" Person 2: "What a sick bastard!" |
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| 2. | dunder mifflin | ||
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A northeastern Pennsylvania based paper company, primarily known for it's appearance on the hit NBC television series, The Office. The show tells the tales of the Dunder Mifflin (Scranton branch) employees and their ridiculous boss Michael Scott, played by Steve Carell. Michael: At Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we're not just in the paper business, we're in the people business
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| 3. | Brook Lopez | ||
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Currently the starting center for the NBA's New Jersey Nets. From Stanford University. Drafted #10 in 2008 draft by the Nets. This guy is overlooked just because
A) He is on the Nets (which is a team no one seems to care about except for Nets Fans) and B) He is a rookie and with guys like Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley (and I geuss Greg Oden too) he barely gets mentioned. When LeBron comes to the Nets in 2010 Brook Lopez and he are going to be All Stars simply because of their astounding chemistry.
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| 4. | Justin Tuck it | ||
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To accomplish an objective following a skillful charge. Amar'e Stoudemire Justin-Tucked it to the hoop and slam-dunk over Michael Beasley.
Defensive ends must learn to Justin Tuck it when they face the Cowboys: they must learn to bowl over the offensive line, force Tony Romo to the turf, and cause him to cry and complain to the refs that the defense was "mean" to him. |
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