The worlds most amazingest man. How would you know you've seen him? Well.. he has the brightest smile I've ever seen. He has a twisted sense of humor and is always the life of the party. He has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, any girl can get lost in those eyes for hours. He is very tall, somewhere around 6'1. He has killer abs and the amazing biceps. Now I know what all of you are thinking, there is no guy out there like that. Well your wrong, there is. And guess what? He's mine.

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A term used when you meet a hot girl at a bar or a club(thinking she is 21 due to the circumstances, but she is only 16). Proceed to go back to her place and have intimate relations, but wake to find an Enraged Father and the police. Usually results in around 10-20 years and the sex offender registration process(due to the fact you have been convicted as a child molestation). In laymands terms

A Beat is a public toilet or public restroom where gay men congregate to pay homage to Priapus. Please see cock worshipper and George Michael.

A Beat is the Gentleman's toilet or lavatory where George Michael displays his sexual talent as an alfresco cruising artist bent over a urinal. Visual material of beats can be seen and heard on George Michael's single, "Outside", where George plays up his arrest for engaging in a lewd act in a notorious public restroom at a Beverly Hill's city park.

Beats are public toilets where heterosexual policeman who are in fact confused homosexuals go to live out their sexual fantasies, or at least get close enough for a taste of them.

A dirty beat has been satirized as Courtney Loves mouth.

A person who likes anal, anal raping, anything rectal. the person often has disturbing amounts of anal rituals.
The term can be used in insulting, either as 'anal', 'michael' or 'anal michael'. A useful comeback in arguments.
'Anal rachel' is a similar term but hasnt as much effect as anal rachel isnt anal. anal michael is however..

A soical working religious nut from the outback of australia, who poses as a farmer or clerical figure to demand respect and sympathy from his service users

An acronym created by Micahel Hannah in the Twin Cities, MN to identify people who follow the urban culture who are about their business in life. It takes away from the original thug meaning and makes it more positive. The letters stand for Gaining Attrubutes Needed (to) Get Somewhere Through Achievement, spelling out the word gangsta. Common people following the postive urban movement are also dubbed as real hip hop heads, who show interest in music by such rappers as Lupe Fiasco, Talib Kweli, Mos Def and other more thought provoking rappers, aside from some tasteless gibberish commerical rap. The acronym was made into a song that features on the underground hip hop album "New Agenda Musik" by local Twin Cities, MN hip hop artists Young Son (Michael Hannah) and A.R.O (Tony Ohnstad, featuring local Neo-Soul singer Kovan.

An intelligent and rather unusual man who cannot be categorized as either "Right Wing" or even "Left Wing"; to his credit, he is truly an independent thinker, and he has several views that I don't agree with, but his views are very thoroughly reasoned out. He is the Sworn Enemy of all enemies to our country -- including Big Pharma (big drug companies) and fanatical Muslims and politicians who try to hoodwink the American public into agendas that the public actually doesn't desire.

Although Savage is, indeed, a talk-radio host, he is not a clone of any of the others -- especially Not a clone of that miserable cretin named Bill O'Reilly (antonym). He is Not Rush Limbaugh, he is Not Sean Hannity, he is Not even Glenn Beck -- and he is Definitely NOT that ass-hole known as Bill O'Reilly (B.O. is a poser).

Mr. Savage will occasionally use college-level literature, and he has apparently done his history homework. He is also a skeptical nutritionist (a rare virtue among dieticians and other health workers); and he's also an ethno-botanist who has traveled throughout several countries in search of the tribal customs of cuisine and nutrition, and tribal customs regarding the use of various herbs and spices. He is also an epidemiologist, and that explains his concern about the spread of easily prevented Tuberculosis into our country.

(He deeply believes that people should learn to take care of their health -- and not believe every word told them in high school regarding...