| 1. | Michigan State | ||
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Located in idyllic East Lansing Michigan, Michigan State University (MSU) is the State of Michigan's largest academic institution with a single campus enrollment of 45,000 students - making it the fifth largest single campus university in America. In terms of total acreage MSU the second largest of America's universities at 5,200 acres.
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Academics: Michigan State has over 150 undergraduate degrees in which to choose from. Many of which are ranked in the top 25 nationally and some ranked #1. The mean grade point averages for an incoming freshman is 3.55, with an ACT score of 25. Campus: Michigan State is always located on a list of America's most beautiful campuses. With the peaceful Red Cedar River flowing directly through the heart of campus along with numerous gardens and fountains one is never far away from natural beauty. MSU is home to the largest dormatory population in the nation, however some students choose to live in lively downtown East Lansing. Sports: Michigan State is NCAA Division 1A, belonging to the Big Ten conference. Michigan State is one of only a few schools to win national titles in basketball and football, and the ONLY school to win a national title in all three "money sports" (football, basketball, hockey). Colors are Green (forest green) and White. Rivals include: 1) University of Michigan, 2) Notre Dame, 3) Ohio State / Penn State. Mascot is the Spartan. Logo is a green block S against a white background. Misc facts: -There are mor... |
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| 2. | Penn State | ||
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A college (if you can call it that) in bumblefuck, PA. Located in the middle of no where. It's home to about 40,000 students, who really have no direction in life. They have a mediocre football team who is too scared to play Pitt after the last beatdown Pitt bestowed upon them. Also if you cant get into Pitt you go to Penn State where most likely you will be one of 3 things:
1. Gay 2. Criminal (located by many prisons who accept students after graduation day) 3. Clown Penn State tries to play in the big 10 (or wait is it 11). There is actually 11 teams in this conference because well you guessed it penn state couldnt count that therte was already 10 teams in the conference when they joined. You can see the shittany lions football team getting beatdown on any given saturday by the likes of OSU, Mich., Notre Dame, Iowa, Pitt, their girls volleyball team, and many Div 1AA schools. All in all dont go to penn state, because once your there you might as accept the fact that you will most likely never make a significant contribution to society Hey mom, I could not get into Pitt, so I am going to go to Penn State where I can learn how to become a leech to society.
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| 3. | agribimbo | ||
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young woman from the countryside or small town; on average cuter, but plainer, less sophisticated, and less likely to have a crypto-lesbian attitude problem. Hey Bill, how was the weekend ? I went down to the State Fair, ate some chilli dogs and watched the agribimbos strolling by.
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| 4. | Girly man | ||
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Democrate state legislator in Kalifornia. (A. Schwarzenegger) Tell that to the girly-men in Sacramento!
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| 5. | Michigan midget | ||
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A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9" That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...
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| 6. | gay sex | ||
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when two men love each other and one sticks their penis in the other's rectum. And then jack off's the one taking it. eg. Andrew Sharp and Andrew B. make a good couple. They have unprotected gay sex in whic sharp sticks it in b's rectum. Glad the both of them found each other at Mich. State. :D
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| 7. | Mark Dantonio | ||
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Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football. Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State. MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.
MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking. MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010). MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach. |
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