mcfapping 

the act of masturbating while waiting at a McDonald's drive-through

i was mcfapping and the manager had the nerve to come to my car and ask me to stop

mcfapping by dark_lordd April 11, 2015

Mic Fapping

The noise created when one adjusts his or her headset on an online chat session.

GMUNEEEEEEEEEEEE: Who the hell is mic fapping?

Enviousbasterd: Sorry, bro. My headset was falling off.

Admiral 1 Bar: Mine too, Brah!

Mic Fapping by enviousbasterd August 3, 2011

McNappington 

Slang term for nap.

I'm beat, i need a McNappington

McNappington by eagles520 March 26, 2010

Mclapping 

Clapping while eating your spiffy meal at McDonalds

My good sir, this meal sure is spiffy! It's no wonder that man over there is Mclapping.

Mclapping by theincredibileermahgerd July 23, 2012

nicfapping 

When one consumes nicotine while simultaneously masturbating and/or watching porn to maximise penile sensitivity and pleasure (or otherwise).

I'm edging so hard while nicfapping right now, this 5% nic vape makes me so hard

nicfapping by stimfappin_doxylamine_junkie November 17, 2023