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rock the mic 

When a woman provides premium oral sex.
This girl came over to me in the club and whispered in my ear that she wanted to take me to the men's room stall and rock the mic.
rock the mic by funkdocterspock August 19, 2007

Rock the mic 

To handle effectively and impressively; to use or wield effectively, esp. with style or self-assurance.
A: " So, Tracy.... you passed the tests with flying colors and the job is yours.... what you gonna do now?"
B: “I’m gonna rock the mic

X: "Ok Babe... say I am yours tonite... what you gonna do to me?"
Y: "I´m gonna rock the mic ´till you bleed!”
Rock the mic by rperazag July 11, 2010

rock the mic 

The act of fellatio. To give head.
To your man "You want me to rock the mic?"
Your man "Yeah"
rock the mic by NatBooty May 20, 2005

rock the mic ´till you bleed 

A: "Yo Laura... let´s keep dancing... why are you so keen on taking me to the pub´s bog once more... what´s the deal?"
B: "Don´t be such a pussy, I just wanna rock the mic ´till you bleed."

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

microchip 

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021