Winner of the NBA finals 2006. They beat the mavericks! There new marketing scheme is called White Hot Heat. All the people that come to the games wear white. The heat is coached by Pat Riley. They stick together, and always say that God is there true coach. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)
A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!