Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.

I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Lee Mayes Theory by LEEEEEE. MAAMYYYEESSSS October 1, 2020

Myesha 

One of the kindest people you'll ever meet, they go through a lot of hardships but never show it. Being brave, helpful, and they will always support you. Once you get to know them, they're really kind and wonderful. Acknowledgment will always be given.

Myesha: Wow your dress looks so cool!
Person 2: Thanks!
Myesha: Fortnite Sucks!

Myesha by oofa loofa bing bong November 21, 2019

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013

mayesmoney 

The currency used to pay off a lost bet. Most commonly the result of two Mayes family members disagreeing on a fact with neither of them willing to accept the possibility of being wrong.

After realizing that he was wrong about the birth parents of Johnny Czerbek, Mick paid his lost bet to Tim in Mayesmoney.

Because Dave thought there was no way in hell Matt would actually win the wrestling tournament before he made the bet, Matt was paid in Mayesmoney after his win.

mayesmoney by mayesman May 23, 2014

Myeshia 

A very intelligent African-American women who deserves to be cherished and respected in every way possible.

Myeshia's so smart man, she got straight A's

Myeshia by Inspiring June 30, 2009

myes 

used when agreeing with an incredably intelligent comment, and oftn associated with chin stroking/scratching

also used when you dont know what else to say to someone

"ya know, it would be easy to build a hibernal photoconductor if we had 133.7lbs of weapon-grade uranium 235." "myes"


" you know your an idiot, right?"
"myes"

myes by Snuphy January 22, 2005

Billy Mayes 

The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.

Billy Mayes here with another FANTASTIC product!

Billy Mayes by IM II ID G E T June 26, 2009