Mmfphvtt

A noise, pronounced as a kissing sound, used to confuse, startle, or otherwise fluster an enemy. The "mmfphvtt" sound is often accompanied by a fake ball tap in order to enhance the effect and further annoy the target.

Guy 1: Hey can you help me with this math problem?

Guy 2: Mmfphvtt!!!

Guy 1: God damn it Buckley, my math final is tomorrow!

Mmfphvtt by Kebob Eater July 23, 2010

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Muffphobia

The act of being muffphobic, being scared of a girls vagina for any given reason.

"Muffphobia is the reason you wont do her man"

"Get outa here with that Muffphobia shit and just do her"

"So..you wont talk to her because you have....Muffphobia?

Muffphobia by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009

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MFFP

Mother Fucking Fresh Pussy. A famous song by a renowned Russian.

It is I.... It is me.... I want some MFFP (mother fucking fresh pussy).

MFFP by Glebichoni June 18, 2008

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Muffphobic

Someone who is scared of the pussy, of the muff.

"Bobby don't be such a muffphobic, it's just a vagina".

"Being a muffphobic won't ever get ya any"

"Your not gay, your just Muffphobic

Muffphobic by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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