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a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing
Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.
by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 03, 2007

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