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1.
A word used when someone is totally shit-faced.
A: You is well mezzers mate!

or

A: Feeling so fucking mezzers!
by JakeyPeeDubs May 01, 2011
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2.
The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.
'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'
by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005
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