..Has an ability to turn even the most interesting of facts into coma inducing dribble.
..Wear short dresses to casual events.
..Will use the phrase "i know the owner" at every venue and event.
..Say she is of a Mensa standard of intelligence.
..Will use words that don't exist.
..Has very poor comebacks.
..Has vomit inducing flatulence
.......but good fun none the less.