1. someone who was born in mwxico
2. someone whos ancestors where 50% spanish and aztec

stereotype breaker: not all mexicans are short though some are yet few reach over 6 feet. i am 100% mexican and i own a ps3 3 TVs and computers with comcast and live in a 2 bathroom 3 bedroom house. most the spanish i speak is what i learned in spnaish class witch isnt much but my mom can speak spanish but usually speaks english my dads spanish kinda sucks
i was born in america and so where my parents and 2 of my grandparents. my 2 grandparents who were born in mexico where came to america legally. i eat beans like three times a month and i have 1 asian friend and 1 white friend, i am not a gangsta and dont use mexican slang like greengo/holmes either and i have a 3.3 GPA. all these things are actually every day things in fresno (where i live) and are not unusual at all here.

I DID NOT LIE ABOUT A SINGLE THING ABOVE (HONESTLY)

if you where me i'd like you to consider what it feels like to read these racist defenitions and think people actually believe them BTW im a nice guy and im sure if you knew me youd like me
1. i was born in mexico thus i am mexican.

2. my ancestors where from mexico thus i am mexican.
by watzitoya August 01, 2008
1:someone who has hopped a border

2:ur gardener

3: the subject of most Carlos Mencia jokes
Mow my lawn you mexican
by me duh March 12, 2008
The term comes from the nahuatl word "MEXICA" pronounced "me-shee-ka".

The People of the Sun.
We come from the land called Anahuac, which is from Southwest US to Central America.


PS. Adam is a fag.
by Tenoch June 08, 2005
1. The answer to a math problem.
2. Someone who crosses the border illegally and works for lower than minimum wage.
3. A hardcore "holmes" who roams his habitat of western California robbing people and holding his gun sideways. Also calls people "holmes" and "eses" a little too much.
EX 1: Question: If José mows the lawn at 10 square feet a minute and earns 10 cents, what is he?
Answer: Mexican

EX 2: Hey man, Sanchez is such a Mexican. He mows lawns for 10 cents and crossed the border in a volkswagon with 25 other guys while the border patrol was sleeping.

EX 3: That guy is so Mexican, he just said he would shoot me while holding his gun sideways and kept calling me holmes.
by reg chapman November 21, 2006
Proof that indians had sex with buffaloes.
Mexicans can't help but to smell bad because they are part buffalo.
by guido#24 August 03, 2009
An Indian-American slang word for the female reproductive organ, the vagina sometimes wearing a sombrero (often used in abreviation, vag). Also can be used to describe very unattractive girls that guys use purely for the purpose of them having a vagina.
1. "Wow that girl is a walking vag." "Yea she is such a mexican"

2. "How did his penis taste?" "You can ask my MEXICAN how it tastes."
Noun: A very irritating person (not including rey mystero).

Verb: Jumping the border.

Language: Spanish and only spanish, even if they are in
America. You speak spanish for them or they
never stop talking spanish in attempt to get you
to understand...why do we take this shit?

Paycheck: $2 an hour 24 hours a day

Attitude: Don't hate me cause im ruining your country.
Your just jealous cause Mexico is better then this
America country which is exctly why i snuck over
here.
Yesterday I went to a Mexican resteraunt with my family and asked the waiter if there was anything besides shit wrapped in a 1 millimeter thin slice of bread stuff. He said no but we serve all kinds of stuff in them like shrimp. I asked why the hell would you put shrimp in some fucked up piece of bread. He answered "im mexican."
by Matt111 January 05, 2008
Illegal, steals, rapes, kills, lies and get everything for free even tho they make tons of money under the table. Lie about the languages they know and can speak to lie and steal even more even tho you try to help them and/or are trying to be nice.
"I mexican, I has no money. You give free to me everything because my mother she's a virgin." "I poison they food for no reason"
by Tacobella Delaspicoza September 16, 2008
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