Any person of ibero-american heritage who speaks spanish in america.
dude 1: "That cleaning lady is a fucking mexican!"
dude 2: "No, she's from puerto rico."
dude 1: "Exactly!"
by Alex "AC" June 19, 2006
1:someone who has hopped a border

2:ur gardener

3: the subject of most Carlos Mencia jokes
Mow my lawn you mexican
by me duh March 12, 2008
Anyone south of the USA. Their all the same. Anyone in the USA born of Mexican parents. One can be identified by their dark skin, lack of education, etc.

Note: Mexicans do NOT speak Spanish. Spanish is a beautiful romance language from the nation of Spain. Mexicans speak an adulterated version of the language.
"I hired 4 mexicans to mow my lawn"
by fjkghfjkgh December 12, 2007
1. The answer to a math problem.
2. Someone who crosses the border illegally and works for lower than minimum wage.
3. A hardcore "holmes" who roams his habitat of western California robbing people and holding his gun sideways. Also calls people "holmes" and "eses" a little too much.
EX 1: Question: If José mows the lawn at 10 square feet a minute and earns 10 cents, what is he?
Answer: Mexican

EX 2: Hey man, Sanchez is such a Mexican. He mows lawns for 10 cents and crossed the border in a volkswagon with 25 other guys while the border patrol was sleeping.

EX 3: That guy is so Mexican, he just said he would shoot me while holding his gun sideways and kept calling me holmes.
by reg chapman November 21, 2006
Proof that indians had sex with buffaloes.
Mexicans can't help but to smell bad because they are part buffalo.
by guido#24 August 03, 2009
An Indian-American slang word for the female reproductive organ, the vagina sometimes wearing a sombrero (often used in abreviation, vag). Also can be used to describe very unattractive girls that guys use purely for the purpose of them having a vagina.
1. "Wow that girl is a walking vag." "Yea she is such a mexican"

2. "How did his penis taste?" "You can ask my MEXICAN how it tastes."
Noun: A very irritating person (not including rey mystero).

Verb: Jumping the border.

Language: Spanish and only spanish, even if they are in
America. You speak spanish for them or they
never stop talking spanish in attempt to get you
to understand...why do we take this shit?

Paycheck: $2 an hour 24 hours a day

Attitude: Don't hate me cause im ruining your country.
Your just jealous cause Mexico is better then this
America country which is exctly why i snuck over
Yesterday I went to a Mexican resteraunt with my family and asked the waiter if there was anything besides shit wrapped in a 1 millimeter thin slice of bread stuff. He said no but we serve all kinds of stuff in them like shrimp. I asked why the hell would you put shrimp in some fucked up piece of bread. He answered "im mexican."
by Matt111 January 05, 2008

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