| 1. | Mexican Seatbelt | ||
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When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position. "MEXICAN SEATBELT"
"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls" |
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| 2. | Beta Male | ||
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A man that is unsure what to do next, yet willing to do it, whatever it may be. Usually a man that is waiting for direction from a woman because he is under the delusion that he will get a lifetime of pussy for being there for her, whenever, where ever...essentially missing the point of being a man. Dave opened the car door and said, "sorry honey, I couldn't get over here faster, I had to first put the car in park, then shut it off, unbuckle my seat-belt then open my door and I could only run so fast to get to you. So sorry. Where do you want to eat honey?"
Karen, (thinking--"Shut the fuck up already you Beta Male") stewing, then says, "I told you I wanted Mexican, how many times do I have to tell you?" |
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| 3. | Houston | ||
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Country United States of America
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State Texas Counties Harris Fort Bend Montgomery Incorporated June 5, 1837 Government - Mayor Bill White Area - City 601.7 sq mi (1,558 km2) - Land 579.4 sq mi (1,501 km2) - Water 22.3 sq mi (57.7 km2) Elevation 43 ft (13 m) Population (2007)12 - City 2,208,180 (4th) - Density 3,828/sq mi (1,471/km2) - Urban 3,822,509 - Metro 5,628,101 (6th Largest) - Demonym Houstonian Time zone CST (UTC-6) - Summer (DST) CDT (UTC-5) Area code(s) 713, 281, 832 FIPS code 48-350003 GNIS feature ID 13809484 Website houstontx.gov Houston (pronounced /ˈhjuːstən/) is the fourth-largest city in the United States of America and the largest city within the state of Texas. As of the 2007 U.S. Census estimate, the city has a population of 2.2 million within an area of 600 square miles (1,600 km²). Houston is the seat of Harris County and the economic center of the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area—the sixth-largest metropolitan area in the U.S. with a population of 5.6 million. Houston was founded on August 30, 1836 by brothers Augustus Chapman Allen and John Kirby Allen5 |
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